1. What do cats munch on in the morning? Meow-sli.
2. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already this week.
3. I’d be a morning person if morning started at noon.
4. My morning coffee is like a high-five in my mouth. Except it’s a face slap to wake up.
5. I told my partner we should start jogging in the morning. They replied, “I don’t believe in running from my problems.”
6. Why did the adult refuse the hotel’s wake-up call? He was in a committed relationship with his snooze button.
7. Morning tip: If your coffee tastes like soap, you probably grabbed the wrong mug.
8. My morning exercise routine consists of hitting the snooze button and lifting the coffee mug.
9. Why did the adult’s computer keep freezing in the morning? It wasn’t ready to start the workday either.
10. I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years now. I guess this is who I am in the morning.
11. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged early in the morning!
12. What did the early riser bread say to the loaf? “Time to rise and shine!”
13. What’s green and gets you going in the morning? A traffic light.
14. Where does Superman go first thing in the morning? The Superloo.
15. How does it feel to wake up without an alarm? It’s a dream come true!
16. How do you feel before your morning tea? Steeped in dreams.
17. Why did the morning jam feel so special? It was spread across the best moments of breakfast.
18. How does a spider start its morning? By browsing the web.
19. Why did the morning pancake go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the flips.
20. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the relationship I have with my bed.

Weekdays Morning Jokes

Here are few silly weekday morning jokes to lighten up your workweek:

1. How does Tuesday stay calm every morning? It knows it’s not Monday!
2. Why did the computer keep freezing on Thursday morning? It was thinking about the long weekend ahead!
3. Why was Monday so grumpy in the morning? It had a weak-end!
4. Why did Wednesday bring an umbrella? Because it heard Thursday showers bring Friday flowers!
5. Why did Friday bring a suitcase to work in the morning? It was ready for the weekend getaway!
6. Why did the alarm clock get promoted on Monday? It always woke up on time!
7. Why did Tuesday wear binoculars in the morning? To see the weekend coming!

Morning Jokes for Her

Here are some morning jokes tailored for her but you can use them as a pick line also:

1. What did the morning breeze say to her dress? “You’re twirl-tastic!”
2. Why did the mirror never lie in the morning? It always reflected her true beauty.
3. How does she make every morning beautiful? By simply being herself.
4. How does she like her morning coffee? As strong as her eyeliner and as sweet as her smile.
5. Why did the earrings feel so important every morning? It knew it was ear-resistible!
6. Why did the eyeshadow feel so confident in the morning? It knew it was the highlight of the day.
7. How does she light up her mornings? With her radiant smile and a dash of glitter!
8. Why did the handbag stay calm every morning? It knew how to handle any situation.
9. What did the coffee say to the sugar? “You make my mornings sweet, just like her!”
10. Why did the hairbrush feel so optimistic in the morning? It always goes straight to the root of the problem!

Hilarious Good Morning Puns

1. “Knead” some motivation? Just loaf around and it’ll come.
2. “Rise and grind” – said every coffee bean ever.
3. “Berry” good morning to you and yours!
4. “Egg-spect” great things today!
5. I’m “egg-cited” to start the day!
6. “Brew-tiful” mornings begin with coffee.
7. “Mug-nificent” mornings start with a cup of joe.
8. “Cereal-sly” good morning to you!
9. “Donut” you know? It’s going to be a great day!
10. Rise and “shine” like a morning sun!

Final Words

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a dose of humor to brighten your mornings, this collection is sure to deliver. Whether you’re a fan of puns or just need a good laugh to start your day, these jokes are the perfect pick-me-up.